waxing the boards

verb// visiting a message board, and participating in it's undertakings.

I am waxing the boards as we speak.

by Jake O. August 2, 2008

Playing Angry Birds

The act of quietly messing with your phone to avoid further confrontation when in your girlfriend's bad-books.

-Why won't you talk to me?
-I'm playing Angry Birds, apparently.

by UndoDog July 3, 2011

Feed the baby birds

A vomit burp. Or basically like mother birds that regurgitate food for their young...

"you look sick, are you going to feed the baby birds?"

*burp
"ew I just fed the baby birds, tasted like Wendy's"

"did you smell that?!?! I think Ryan is feeding the baby birds"

by Twinkdestroyer August 25, 2013

The Far Border

1 the untouched wild, where you're alone at the mercy of the vile land 2 a hunter's landscape, the fall lands. (Compare to The Last Border). The term is coined by the founder of Deeprespecting Philosophy, Jonas Sandison.

He was at the mercy of the violent land, when he left. It was the far border where he was, belonged to his own vibe of the wilderness.

by houseofsquirrel December 30, 2014

south of the border mullet

Short pubes in the front, long ass hair in the back... Businesses in the front party in the back

My girl's got that south of the border mullet if you know what I mean!!

by Dixie Stampede September 8, 2016

rob the border

When you have uncontrollable munchies and you drive to Taco Bell stoned off your ass at 2 am to order half the menu.

Dude I'm hungry, let's go rob the border

by Mikaveli December 30, 2016

to feed the birds

An excuse or answer to ANYTHING, use this phrase when someone asks you a question you don't know how to answer, or use it if you are caught doing something you aren't supposed to be doing.

man: why is there food all over the ground?
you: To feed the birds, why else?

by _IKnowWhatYouMeant_ January 1, 2017