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National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them
by Justimeyer April 6, 2017
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<.7.9.7.6.>When You, As individuals, Involve Yourself, In My Life, I Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
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ultrakilling yourself

Most people think that its a reference from the hit game Ultrakill, but it actually refers to hanging yourself with excessive amounts of force, like 3 ropes.
You should just ultrakill yourself!
Nah, James ultrakilled himself.
Ultrakilling yourself is not cool!
by John Defining July 13, 2025
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attach yourself

From the italian "Attaccati al cazzo!" and literally translates to "Attach yourself to this dick!". Could be used in connection to stay beef and mainly used to roughly refuse to answer to anyone you want.
Person 1: "Could you please borrow me 50 bucks?"
You: "Attach yourself and stay beef!"
Person 2: *Laughing*
by Maxys November 20, 2017
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Chill Yourself

Telling someone to relax or calm down

•Telling someone to go cool off if they keep complaining about feeling too hot

•Telling someone to go freeze themselves to death
•Dude, it's not a big deal. Quit tweaking and chill yourself.

•Stop complaining about summertime. If you're really that hot just chill yourself

•I hate you. Go to the North Pole and chill yourself, dumbass.
by Un2siast January 15, 2024
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National Shit Yourself Day

May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.
1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?

2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
by poopiefart123 November 1, 2021
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High Fiving yourself

You are legit clapping your hands together, but slowly.
"Woah you did amazing at practice today!"
"Thanks, man, I was glad, I hope you were High Fiving Yourself there"
"Of course dude!"
by anonymous October 6, 2020
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