non driving bastard

any time somebody does something ridiculous in there car. from turning, to parking, to backing, whatever

What the hell is that non driving bastard doing, I could park better then that blind folded!

by Zman January 29, 2005

itchy little bastard

That tiny spot on your back, you just can't reach when it itches.

oh you itchy little bastard, I'm gonna scratch my back against a rough wall.

by woot ^^ woot ^^ September 22, 2005

cheap chinese bastard

It is a Chinese Chin person that jumps up and down like a monkey when he sees a bargain or knows he's getting his money's worth. He's also VERY spend thrifty and will only spend $ when he has to. A Cheap Chinese Bastard's favorite line is..."DAMN CHINA MAN SPECIAL"!!

I was at the mall today and this cheap chinese bastard stole the bargain item I was reaching for.

by Bobby80884 April 11, 2008

mook bastard

a stupid, dumb, slow,or lazy

scott: hurry up you mook bastard!
aj: im going as fast as i can.

by k mizzle for izzle January 15, 2005

Bastard

1.Child born out of wedlock.
2.A word used to verbally abuse a person.
3.A bastard is you.

Hey that one dewd said you stole my chicken nuggets, "What that fucken bastard".

Run you little bastard run!!

Fuckyou you fucken bastard *Punches*

by BastardChild June 27, 2005

Baskass

Someone who is both a bastard and a jackass.

That dude is a fuckin baskass!

by getchagimme March 12, 2009

bastard beer

A glass/cup/mug of beer that comes from multiple pitchers over the course of the night, and which is of questionable origin.

Tommy: I started out drinking Molson, but I've poured so much other shit in this bastard beer that I don't know what I'm drinking.

Michael: Yeah, (holds up glass of orange/yellow beer) I started out drinking Guiness...

by tinydancer88 March 7, 2010