marching bass drum

An type of drum in the drumline of a marching band that is big, tilted 90 degrees to its side, and strapped to the marcher's chest. They are heavy instruments, the lightest being 20 pounds, and the heaviest being 45 pounds. There are usually 3,4, or 5 bass drums on a drumline, and the pitches are different on the drums with the smallest being the highest and the biggest being the lowest. Bass drum players are usually males, as they carry the big, heavy instruments and make loud sounds with their mallets. These males are badass, as they are on the drumline, they are hot, they are funny people who pull jokes, and attract a lot of attention, usually from the color guard, of how sexy hitting a bass drum is.

Color guard #1: Check out that marching bass drum player's ass.

Color guard captain: DAYUM, he sexy.

Color guard #2: Man, bass drummers are so badass

by Philly H October 8, 2013

Real Sexual Bases (RSB)

There exists much too many interpretations of what 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th base is. This is a much needed clarification on the nature of the bases.

1. Eye contact

2. Hug
3. Kiss on Cheek

4. Peck on lips
5. Makeout

6. Hickey on Neck

7. Hickey on parts other than Neck

8. Makeout with shirts off

9. Finger / Handjob

10. Blowjob / Eat Pussy

11. Sex

12. Sex with role play

13. Threesome

14. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club

P1: YOOOO, I hooked up with someone last night.

P2: oh damn, how far?
P1: 9th base
P2: Thanks for the clarity. The Real Sexual Bases (RSB) is very helpful for navigating such conversations.
P1: peace bro

by gutjop July 27, 2021

back row bass

codeword for inserting a bass (fish or guitar or drum) into ones anus.

"check out this back row bass"

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH

by George W. Boosh May 25, 2004

bass

Bass, pronounced 'Baas' means cool or 'sick'. A 'sick bass' is a cool person, a sea bass is a fish but also an uncool person.

Only a sick bass could do that!
I am a sick bass.
He/she is a sea bass.

by Ananda12345 December 28, 2005

Bass

To Bass
When a group of boys/men gang up on an unsuspecting target, totally outnumbering him/her atleast 20/1. Most commonly against someone who will not put up much of a fight. The target is then consequently beaten to shit, left with a fractured nose.

Most commonly associated with the group known as the Justice League.

Originated from KHS

Dave - "Holy shit dude, that guy totally stole your sandwich"
Bill - "Let's get the Justice League together and Bass him"
Dave "JUSTICE LEAGUE UNITE!!!"

by WillyWonkle June 8, 2011

bass

1) Sex, as in having sex, making love...

2) A woman's vagina

1) Taken from the Beastie Boys' "She's Crafty":

"The next think she said, 'My place or yours?
Let's kick some bass behind closed doors!'"

2) Taken from Fergie's "London Bridge":

"My lïps make you want to have a taste.
You got that? I got the bass"

by Ginanatl September 14, 2006

drum-n-bass

A more chill out version of jungle, i would say it's like liquid funk without the vocals. Sometimes you have an emcee more then likely no emcee featured.

Marky & XRS - Drum n' bass
Dj Hazard - Jungle

by Emceedd June 9, 2004