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Business Athlete

Straight out-of-shape men in their late 30s in the St. Louis area who take professional photos with Louis Vuitton bags and other very visible luxury brands, while claiming to be “athletes” on Instagram, even though they post video after video of them taking up space, sitting at 24 Hour Fitness, hogging equipment after 2 reps, accompanied by “I create 6-7 figure earners” in their IG bio, while preying on 18 year olds to join their full commission, life insurance MLM (multi-level marketing company) that has terrible reviews online for not delivering on policies since the company makes its money on Pyramid Scheme-ish “join my team” referrals and a promise you’ll get your dream car which is a used Audi. Every once in awhile they post vacation pics with ugly women and vague, motivational quotes in their captions with a pitch to DM them if you want to be one of the “few selected” for a “life changing opportunity”.
“I’m a business athlete. I approach business with the mentality of an entrepreneur and physicality of an athlete all in one.”

“That’s a cool way to say fake life insurance agent
by TinderDoucheObserver August 24, 2022
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Busy

A shady excuse given by someone who just doesn't want to talk to you.

All of a sudden they don't have time for you because they are 'busy' ( But are still on social platforms commenting on everything and texting everyone else online). They never actually tell you what they are busy with, because they aren't really busy.

A persons lame way of getting out of texting you back, let's face it, no one Is ever that busy , they aren't really that busy, so just take the hint and don't bother them anymore.

These people will probably only talk to you when it suits them or if they are bored and have nothing better to do or if they want something from you.

For example, Leaves you on blue ticks and opened and doesn't reply. Their phone is never out of their hand but are too busy to txt you back then says they are busy, until they want something.
I'm busy I can't talk right now. ( But is still on all platforms commenting and posting).

Sorry I'm busy, I will txt you in a bit. ( Never does reply).

Always busy
by Phoenixfiredragon October 29, 2022
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Busy

A shady excuse given by someone who just doesn't want to talk to you. ( See also, coward)

All of a sudden they don't have time for you because they are 'busy' ( But are still on social platforms commenting on everything and texting everyone else online). They never actually tell you what they are busy with, because they aren't really busy.

A persons lame way of getting out of texting you back, let's face it, no one Is ever that busy , they aren't really that busy, so just take the hint and don't bother them anymore.

These people will probably only talk to you when it suits them or if they are bored and have nothing better to do or if they want something from you.

For example, Leaves you on blue ticks and on opened and doesn't reply. Their phone is never out of their hand but are 'too busy' to txt you back then says they are busy, until they want something. They aren't busy . They are not interested in you or your friendship.

They are not worth your time.
Sorry I'm busy at the minute. ( Sat on social media but I don't want to talk to you)

Always busy ( doing nothing)

Txt you in a bit , I'm busy. (Doing nothing)

Busy working ( not really working that much but is on social media)
by Phoenixfiredragon October 29, 2022
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Busy Not Busy

Typically used to signify that speaker is too busy to do "your" request/task, but in reality is not busy.
Mom: Could you walk the Dog?
Me: I'm busy!
Also me: "Returns to scrolling YouTube shorts" <Quitely under breath... Busy Not Busy>
by jml88 November 4, 2022
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business trippin

Taking enough psychedelics to have a good time while still passing as a professional.
“I’m gonna drop acid at the company party, but just enough to be business trippin.”
by Kanman3000 November 11, 2022
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give her the business

Daniel: yo I'ma give her the business

Chenzo: sheesh bro 😎 I was doing the same thing to Monica last night
by Gypzo April 30, 2022
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Biological business

Euphemism for people taking a leak or a dump in the washroom.
In polite society people do their biological business in washrooms not on the streets, which is hobo-like.
by Sexydimma May 7, 2022
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