Robert

Robert is you
Everyone is Robert, they will make you take your meds but Robert won't go away.
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There is no one quite like him. Expect the unexpected! A self-made and high-class man who has developed the strongest of characters through dedication and his remarkable passion for life. He is very smart. He is quite sharp. Independent and wild. At his core he is like a child; witty and mischievous and pure and energetic. His laugh is silly and sweet. He is tall, dark and handsome but his real beauty is in his unique presence. His swampy hazel eyes express a million beautiful things. He has great depth. He loves and strives for simplicity. He acts with impressive logic but is deceptively (and endearingly) emotional. He needs freedom and yet anchorage. Spend a few moments with him and he will make you feel warm and uplifted. Spend a few more and you might find that your life changes. Such is his power. Do not cross him though! Just as he has high standards for himself, he expects the same in those closest to him.
Person 1: There’s something indefinable about that man...

Person 2: Yeah, well, that’s Robert for ya’!
by sophielikesbobby April 28, 2019
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A stupid jerk who doesn't deserve beautiful amazing girls. He has a very dirty mind and is very annoying. So many people hate him. Robert is very ugly and thinks he's the funniest person on the earth(yet he's not). He always has his ways to make a situation worse. Oh and he's a dumb az and an azhole.
Tia-Oh no Roberts coming!

Sara-eww!

Tia-Lets go!

Sara- RUN!!!

ROBERT-Huh? I'm confusion 😕
by How it going??? March 14, 2019
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A big bully who pushes Karahballa and Petunia. He always makes fun of them.
Robert is such a booty!
by Karahballa October 04, 2018
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A giga chad with a cock ready to destroy your mother in bed.
"is that Robert?"
"No, it's lord Robert!"
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Hot alpha male with 8 inch penis
Person 1: hey Robert
Person 2: he has a massive cock
Robert: I have a 8 inch cock
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Robert is a guy who take women that cute and sometimes argue with them but when they leave he feel bad about it
Look over there . there go robert i fin to go check him out. Whyyyy did you do this to me.

Robert:i am sorry mary
by Nba.james30 November 27, 2017
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