1. A stupid "no talent assclown" who sings like he's constipated aka the male Celine Dion.
2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space.
2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space.
by Anti Rebublican March 22, 2004
Get the michael boltonmug. Shawn Michaels is arguably the best, greatest wrestler in the WORLD! That can easily be backed up. He wins most of his matches. He is the showstopper! Bam, sweet chin music and 1,2,3! Ding ding ding! The showstopper wins! If anyone does not like him as a very good and talented wrestler then they should start by getting a life! Shawn deserves to be the WWE champion! He IS the most respected wrestler in the WWE!
ME: Hey Dad, look, it's Shawn Michaels! This is an opportunity of a life time!
Dad: It certainly is! And look, there's the super-gay, Randy Orton.
ME: Hey, gay! Shawn Michaels is gonna beat your sorry ass!
Randy Orton: Oh no he wont!
Shawn Michaels: Oh yes I will!
Randy Orton: I'll just RKO you!
Shawn Michaels: You couldn't RKO a dead fly!
Randy Orton: Oh yes I could!
Shawn Michaels: Do it then.
Randy Orton: I can't!
Dad: It certainly is! And look, there's the super-gay, Randy Orton.
ME: Hey, gay! Shawn Michaels is gonna beat your sorry ass!
Randy Orton: Oh no he wont!
Shawn Michaels: Oh yes I will!
Randy Orton: I'll just RKO you!
Shawn Michaels: You couldn't RKO a dead fly!
Randy Orton: Oh yes I could!
Shawn Michaels: Do it then.
Randy Orton: I can't!
by Alex C Brown February 29, 2008
Get the shawn michaelsmug. 1. A man whose quiet wisdom belies the greatness within
2. Man who invented sex (you're welcome)
3. Created Jor El who created Superman (who has 1/1000000 the power of his grandfather)
2. Man who invented sex (you're welcome)
3. Created Jor El who created Superman (who has 1/1000000 the power of his grandfather)
"Everybody wants to be like Mike... Kelly"
"Wow you landed a great guy! A doctor astronaut millionaire!"
"Yeah, he's ok... but he's no Michael Kelly"
"Oh god, oh god... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... Michael Kelly!"
"Wow you landed a great guy! A doctor astronaut millionaire!"
"Yeah, he's ok... but he's no Michael Kelly"
"Oh god, oh god... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... Michael Kelly!"
by bdizzy13 October 2, 2011
Get the Michael Kellymug. Michael chu is a name that says "My dick" in Korean. Many Korean-Americans use this joke on other korean-americans to laugh.
by asianasianasian February 29, 2008
Get the michael chumug. The best basketball player. Ever. Period. Overrated fucks like Kobe Bryant and LeBron James can't even hold a candle up to him.
by Adrian July 2, 2006
Get the michael jordanmug. A term for a man who is and will be the greatest living being on the planet. While there were many great men, a MICHAEL WORDEN is one who rises above them all with his amazing sexual prowess and powerful thumbs. BTW, a MICHAEL WORDEN also can lift like 50 pounds into the air.
That dude is totally a Michael Worden, I want to sex him up good, right after he helps me lift my lamp onto that shelf.
by MikeFromStu August 25, 2011
Get the Michael Wordenmug. Michael Phelps to the people: Praise me all ye people, for I supply that which is best- green and gold
by waddlingpenguinpooper March 8, 2009
Get the Michael Phelpsmug.