g-pat

Someone who is a sexist egotistical narcissist with a God complex and only contributes toxicity to communities while being a gatekeeper.

Patrick always seems to think he's the best and insults new people, especially women. He's such a g-pat.

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodLord February 18, 2021

faux g

When your phone says that it has service but it turns out when you try to use it that it doesn't. A combination of 4G and 'faux' for fake.

*Sees 4 bars on phone display*
*Opens web browser, only to find there's no internet*
"Oh darn, looks like my phone has faux g reception right now"

by Ned Burchfiel December 2, 2021

G-Monkey

A person who knows how to be chill and kick back.

"Yo dude you wanna chill at my house like a straight G-Monkey and fucking get hard while watching Bob Ross?"

by Bigboner123 April 11, 2017

G-greesy

Upcoming Clothing Brand and Soundcloud music known specifically for his wisdom.

G-greesy Clothing Inc. is my favorite clothing brand!

by Paddster September 24, 2019

G-Strand

G-Strand is a gangster allele found in the human DNA. You either have it or you don't.

We're on day 3 no sleep, all special effects are coming to a halt. I need a shot and a bump, G-strand.

by Universal Swag October 7, 2020

G Fresh

contraction of "Geoff Fresh", or "Geoffrey Fresh", sometimes used as G (Fresh), it is used as a nom de plume to indicate a strong tongue-in-cheek response or recommendation or assignment or attribution to the author, one who is named "Geoff" or "Geoffrey". One can also use a mitigated version, as in "G (fresher than most)". The usages are an intellectualization of Geoff's emotional or intentional states of mind when presented as a salutation and authorship.

In a letter to a friend, example:
(discussing Apple's new phone product release)

What do you mean, "almost complete"?

Hell, they're sucking out your bodily fluids while you sleep for their alien experiments... Pretty soon, you'll wake up and say, " Steve IS my savior, no one else maketh me to lie down in green pastures..."

What is next? Perhaps the latest Apple 'next great thing'? A smart TV? .... Electrode implantation?

You just need to clone the whole family for the almighty fruit, blessed be it! Apple suite of products for everyone!!

I genuflect in the direction of Cupertino,

G fresh

by QPower December 15, 2011

blue g

Any one who sits right behind you when you're driving the limit but they think they make the road rules.

Person 1: I wish this car would back off and stop sitting up my arse

Person 2: they are so blue g!

by fabiensquiggle September 8, 2014