When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.
Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”
Bro: “shocking.”
by The Door Dude June 10, 2024
this is a term originally used for mild frustration, used by an angry old men towards their wives.
now jokey term -with no offensive intent behind it- to show mock frustration.
now jokey term -with no offensive intent behind it- to show mock frustration.
by Angry.ginger June 14, 2024
by NootNootProductionz March 12, 2021
When you squeeze your testicles so hard till it cuts off their circulation, it looks like a bloody brain.
I sent a picture of my "bloodybrain" to my girlfriend.
I got my girl so mad, she grabbed my nuts so hard and ended up giving me a bloody brain..
I got my girl so mad, she grabbed my nuts so hard and ended up giving me a bloody brain..
by VaJayJ October 08, 2013
An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.
Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?
Mills: No, what did that freak do now?
Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.
Mills: That is so fucking hot....
Mills: No, what did that freak do now?
Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.
Mills: That is so fucking hot....
by Shirtless Peja March 08, 2014
Using a water activated growing dinosaur as a tampon then smacking someone with it once it's fully grown and filled with blood
by Xanthern August 07, 2018