relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

attach yourself

From the italian "Attaccati al cazzo!" and literally translates to "Attach yourself to this dick!". Could be used in connection to stay beef and mainly used to roughly refuse to answer to anyone you want.

Person 1: "Could you please borrow me 50 bucks?"
You: "Attach yourself and stay beef!"
Person 2: *Laughing*

by Maxys November 20, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>When You, As individuals, Involve Yourself, In My Life, I Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When You, As individuals, Involve Yourself, In My Life, I Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When You, As individuals, Involve Yourself, In My Life, I Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

Dont call yourself a model if you aint been in vogue

Talking about doing something without actually backing it up.
Dont talk the talk if you cant walk the walk

Person 1 - i have been putting in so much efforts in the gym lately.

Person 2 - “Dont call yourself a model if you aint been in vogue”

by Sanyam & natania February 24, 2024

peanut butter yourself

To spread one's self thin. Excessive multitasking with the expected result.

You may peanut butter yourself if you don't push back on some of these projects or get help.

by All Java, All The Time April 21, 2017

National Shit Yourself Day

May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.

1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?

2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there

by poopiefart123 November 1, 2021

paint yourself into a coroner

Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.

Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.

by QuacksO January 28, 2025