"Want to go outside and have a cig?"
"Ah, not yet man. I need some more drinks first. I'm just a wet smoker."
"Ah, not yet man. I need some more drinks first. I'm just a wet smoker."
by honestpooper November 15, 2021
Get the wet smoker mug.1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.
Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”
by Worst of the best August 28, 2019
Get the Wetting-Down mug.Kind of a wet Willy but not really....
A wet Ramandi (Rah-mon-di) is the act of putting your finger in your mouth. And discreetly inserting the wet finger into an unsuspecting anus.
A wet Ramandi (Rah-mon-di) is the act of putting your finger in your mouth. And discreetly inserting the wet finger into an unsuspecting anus.
by DaddiesMeatRod August 1, 2018
Get the Wet ramandi mug.A large, fat creature who profoundly sweats. Also another name for a wet shit. One fifth of his sweat can fill a huge ass dumpster. He created the oceans with his sweat, and fed off of Mikey's claymidia.
by John McPingas September 2, 2009
Get the Wet Leo mug.When you are making out with a girl and you wet your finger then swipe your finger through the Crack of her as
Billy: dude I gave Anna a wet copperhead last night while we were making out and she went crazy and started sucking me for 30 minutes.
John: damn bro I need to give Beth a wet copperhead my duck has been dry for 3 weeks.
John: damn bro I need to give Beth a wet copperhead my duck has been dry for 3 weeks.
by the copperhead guru March 6, 2016
Get the wet copperhead mug.The act of licking your hand and wiping it down someone's face, usually accompanied by the drawn out word, "TAGGLE."
by SwedishB January 3, 2008
Get the wet taggle mug.It's like a wet willy but with your dick, you get the receiver to wet your dick and then stick it in their ear.
by KingDaddyDMAC26 August 10, 2017
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