Squeak Walk

When you blast ass while walking and fart more with each step until your ass creates a sonic boom with each step

"Bro did you hear my Squeak Walk yesterday?"

by Elongated dolphin June 1, 2021

walking blowjob

Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.

"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."

"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)

by edw007 May 19, 2021

yeet walk

The motion of walking fast af and yeeting stuff

Yo Joe look at that he’s yeet walking

by NO4H_18 October 21, 2019

A Walking L

Kaden

Kaden is the definition of a walking L

by DroneAndUAS2025 October 27, 2019

bot walking

Used in R6, to describe someone who is walking around in objective without aiming down sights or leaning

“Bro our lion is bot walking, he’s so lost”

by shdwz ud July 25, 2023

The Shafty walk

A stride that emits virginity from the bowels of the walker

Guy A: "Look at him doing the Shafty walk."
Guy B: "Yeah, bet he hasn't touched a girl before"

by croissantexp December 3, 2021

The walking dead

Someone who has made a non conscious choice to forever alter their dna with an EUA drug therapy that wasn’t vetted properly. They’re usually halfwits that have a level of curiosity that goes as far as “fact-checking”, but no further, which unfortunately now means they’re walking dead.

You can’t blame her for having her head so far up her ass dude, she’s the walking dead, imagine how you’d feel in that position.

by DOINKDAYS July 13, 2022