A walking trashcan is a dog who eats anything and everything. Typically puppies that know nothing and are stupid to realize the consequences that might come with eating things they should not.
Typically a walking trashcan eats rocks, grass, dirt, turds, frozen turds, and trash to anything on the ground or in trash bins. Perhaps the yellow snow. Sometimes ends in choking, puking, unnecessary animal vet bills, poisoned or possible death.
The walking trashcan typically does this to make its owner frustrated or just stupid. You pick.
Typically a walking trashcan eats rocks, grass, dirt, turds, frozen turds, and trash to anything on the ground or in trash bins. Perhaps the yellow snow. Sometimes ends in choking, puking, unnecessary animal vet bills, poisoned or possible death.
The walking trashcan typically does this to make its owner frustrated or just stupid. You pick.
by DestructiveBurn July 23, 2022
Get the walking trashcanmug. by Armeddillo March 31, 2022
Get the Walking Lmug. " he aquille walking''
by pusspuss getting February 11, 2022
Get the aquille walkmug. The way that someone walks after he beats his meat to BBW. Typically resembling a lowriding gangbanger who shit themself.
by witeboiwank February 29, 2016
Get the wanksta walkmug. In what otherwise would have been a walk of shame, the individuals are instead visibly pissed because not only are they late for meetings, they were subjected to drunksitting or cuddle-only relations the night before.
by AnInterestedObserver September 23, 2011
Get the Walk of Lamemug. When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.
I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!
by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021
Get the Walking shartsmug. A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.
How was tommy last night?
He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.
Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?
Yes, just like all men are.
He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.
Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?
Yes, just like all men are.
by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022
Get the Walking dildomug.