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walker

the last drink you take "to go" on your way from a tailgate to the event. The walker is frequently a red party cup.
Dude, the game is about to start. Pour me a walker.
by ruamy August 21, 2010
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night walker

One who is only attractive at night/in the dark.
-Man was that woman a night walker or what?

-She was, she was.
by R47b311y August 18, 2008
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Wanker Danker

1. Fancy Schmancy
2. Can also refer to a ritzy place (ie. Wanker Danker-ville)
"I just bought a new BMW."
"Well, aren't you wanker danker!"
or
"Steve lives in a gated community."
"Oh, so he lives in wanker danker-ville?"
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wackey

Hey mucker, give us some wackey!
by Desigol October 25, 2005
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Dog Wanker

A term of endearment for someone who has just given you a shit job or made you look like a cunt, usually said under your breath or out of earshot of the offending party,
Hey Terry, that bloke's a fuckin dog wanker.

I agree David, a dog wanker indeed.
by Fieryjack October 12, 2006
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lowsy wanker

the american verison of the british insult "lousy wanker". It is mainly used by douchebag creeps that want to appear cool to there friends (if any), but mainly just look gay.
Today, a fat creep at my school called me a lowsy wanker, becuase apperantly he didn't know how to spell "lousy wanker". That day everyone ay my school beat him up.
by John Dwyer March 22, 2009
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Card-Wanker

A person that rarely carries cash and routinely pays with a card.

A card-wanker will usually insist that the benefits of not carrying cash justify their 'card-wanker' status but this is a fallacy.

Card wankers will generally need to go to the cash point before nights out or when purchasing items from places that don't accept cards but will typically only draw enough to cover what they think they will spend which is usually slighly less than they actually need resulting in a second visit to the ATM.
Example 1

Paul: Why is it that there always a queue at the checkout when you're in a rush?
Dave: Yeah, I know.
Paul: And the guy in front of me always turns out to be a card wanker.
Dave: I'm paying on card.
Paul: Why?
Dave: I don't have any cash on me.
Paul: You're such a card-wanker.
Dave: (begins weak attempt to justify his card-wanker status)

Example 2

Paul: Anyone up for a pint after work?
Dave: Yeah, I'll go but I need to go to the ATM first.
Paul: It's a pint, It'll cost you less that a fiver.
Dave: I don't have any cash.
Paul: You're such a card-wanker.
Dave: (begins weak attempt to justify his card-wanker status)
by cptchopper79 March 18, 2012
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