pissure wash

Forcefully expelling urine to remove fecal matter from a toilet bowl left there by a previous depositor.
Dude 1: Wth, bruh! You left boo boo smears in my toilet

Dude 2; man, finish off that 40oz and go pissure wash that b@#%h
by Unklo April 01, 2016
Get the pissure wash mug.

Washing the whistle

The action of plunging a hose down a urethra to clean out the unwanted fecal excrement
Its about time I got a good “washing the whistledone.
by Ayalanews89 August 22, 2019
Get the Washing the whistle mug.
to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma November 01, 2014
Get the to wash your mouth with lemon juice mug.

Flannel Wash

An item that is used to simultaneously was your Anus, face and Vagina as the same time and is a modern take on hygienic washing.
Bekki hurt her leg at PT. She was struggling to walk so her log suffering boyfriend Leon offered to give her a flannel wash. He started from the bottom up to maximise hygiene.
by BadBoyFlannelMan November 26, 2024
Get the Flannel Wash mug.

Alabamian Washing Machine

When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.
GF: "Babe, give me an Alabamian Washing Machine!"
BF: "Ok, get in the washing machine"
by Capital_K December 11, 2024
Get the Alabamian Washing Machine mug.

caught in the wash

It Basically means that you were caught lollygagging and bullshitting at your job by the supervisor
Employee 1: why did you get written up
Employee 2: I got caught in the wash
by September 22, 2023
Get the caught in the wash mug.

Washing cuckshene

A washing machine twice the size as the usual with no water made to disorientate cucks and to create a form of entertainment during sex
I love our new washing cuckshene let’s paint it pink and put glitter on it
by Kinky_collin February 22, 2025
Get the Washing cuckshene mug.