Walking resumè

A person male or female who has achieved/accomplished many things, that people take note of. A person who often has a lot on their "metaphorical plate", and involves themselves in many activities. One who tends to have a prestine background or work incredibly hard.

I cannot believe she volunteers at the hospital, has the presidential service award and has 300 hours of community service. Man, that girl Avery is a Walking Resumè.

by Datwotwats June 2, 2016

as the jay walks

Leaving the designated path in order to take a more direct route while on foot.

eg. cutting across a lawn, or crossing a street without going all the way to the next official crosswalk.

Traveling as the jay walks combines the ideas of jaywalking and as the crow flies to be a combination of both.

by squirlitous rex January 18, 2018

Pilgrim walk

A sexual position involving a bottle of Jameson and a short Irish man

With as much a Jordan's mom is drinking, she might end up doing the pilgrim walk with that guy next to her

by Richard Dishman May 11, 2016

Shit Walked

When an animal starts taking a shit and cannot get it all out and starts to move.

My dog just shit walked in a circle.

by MalleableP October 29, 2022

tommy walk

When someone is completely drunk out of their mind and can hardly walk. Staggering drunk.

"He drank so much tonight, he did the Tommy Walk to the cab".

by akaharleyman February 3, 2014

homie walk

a short walk with one or more of your homies to talk/rant about your life, mood, girls, and sex lives. or when you’re sad.

yo homie, i’m bored and i got stuff to talk about. let’s go on a homie walk.

by heartbroken homie May 14, 2019

Walking sharts

When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.

I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!

by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021