Walk of Lame

In what otherwise would have been a walk of shame, the individuals are instead visibly pissed because not only are they late for meetings, they were subjected to drunksitting or cuddle-only relations the night before.

"Last night was awesome man!"
"You can't hide it bro, that was a walk of lame at best."

by AnInterestedObserver September 23, 2011

Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.

How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.

by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022

tommy walk

When someone is completely drunk out of their mind and can hardly walk. Staggering drunk.

"He drank so much tonight, he did the Tommy Walk to the cab".

by akaharleyman February 3, 2014

Squeak Walk

When you blast ass while walking and fart more with each step until your ass creates a sonic boom with each step

"Bro did you hear my Squeak Walk yesterday?"

by Elongated dolphin June 1, 2021

Fudge Walk

When you walk with shit in your pants.

Hey Kodey! Have you been fudge walking lately???

by Ashmainboi29 August 30, 2022

A Walking L

Kaden

Kaden is the definition of a walking L

by DroneAndUAS2025 October 27, 2019

Tweak walk

Tweak Walk is when you get so uncomfortably high there is nothing left to do but go on a walk. Yes weed counts too. Especially edibles

I got so damn high I had to go on a tweak walk man.

by KJT (King Jean Triples) March 5, 2023