Unicorn poptart ninja

Leslie

Have you seen Leslie!! She’s a unicorn poptart ninja!

by 5.OHBRUH August 1, 2018

unicorn

originally a one horned rhinoceros. This creature is mentioned as a unicorn in the King James Version of the Bible.

Job 39:9 reads "Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?"

by cowlitzron December 5, 2022

Unicorn ride

Sexually, this is when you have a rare opportunity to be with someone magical.

Slept with Lisa last night. It was a Unicorn ride!

by Erb Toh June 11, 2020

Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rod into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's

James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a not and preform the Upright unicorn on Facebook Live.

by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024

Unicorn

An over hyped start-up that everyone is talking about, and is raising a ton of money.

That one company is such a unicorn, it will most likely fail.

by patepatepate May 20, 2019

billy the unicorn

A really amazing unicorn that is a male

"Have you heard of Billy the Unicorn"
"Yes so fab"

by CS_Dude June 29, 2016

bitter unicorn

A Bitter Unicorn, they are usually found with a horn covered in blood from using their horn to stab those that offend it.

Bitter unicorn: Did you see that Bitter ass unicorn??? She just stabbed someone with her horn!

by Bitterunicorn July 10, 2019