by Clown November 29, 2003
A white male, equipped with scathing wit and a gentle demeanor, cow-worshipping, pot smoking, best friend to all but mostly Moolettes, which are rare mythical creatures that only occur when there is a new moon.
Together, Uncle Jimmys and Moolettes roam the earth, combating evil white dogs and running McDonalds.
Both are known to moo often and in different pitches, to signify different emotions. It is said the rain falls and little flowers grow when they moo together in harmony.
Together, Uncle Jimmys and Moolettes roam the earth, combating evil white dogs and running McDonalds.
Both are known to moo often and in different pitches, to signify different emotions. It is said the rain falls and little flowers grow when they moo together in harmony.
#1: My best friend beat the piss out of a small dog today with a hammer while repeating the phrase "Death rides a pale cow" over and over again.
#2: Dude, he's such an Uncle Jimmy.
#1: Moo.
#2: I know how you feel. Uncle Jimmy has such a strong effect on me. Let's go kick a puppy while eating a burger.
#2: Dude, he's such an Uncle Jimmy.
#1: Moo.
#2: I know how you feel. Uncle Jimmy has such a strong effect on me. Let's go kick a puppy while eating a burger.
by Moolette November 24, 2010
a latin-american shunned by his peers because he/she took the time to learn english.
A variation of Uncle Tom.
A variation of Uncle Tom.
Lisa: "look at how many guys are on standing in the back of that truck, and one all by himself"
Reese: " he speaks english, they don't like Uncle Juan "
Reese: " he speaks english, they don't like Uncle Juan "
by Reese2868 November 24, 2009
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by Mrs. Miller79 September 27, 2011
The Jewish version of an Uncle Tom. Based on Jared Kushner and his self-loathing brand of being Jewish.
by RNJD June 20, 2018
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