Natures Clown

A mentally retarded person

I work with a bunch of Natures Clowns.

by crackmsp March 19, 2008

Clown Question

An irrelevant question meant to inspire a moment of comedy that is quickly labeled and dismissed, usually with the assistance of a carefully placed usage of the word "bro."

Reporter: Bryce, will you be taking advantage of the lower drinking age while in Canada?
Bryce Harper: That's a clown question, bro.

by thespiceman December 18, 2012

Brown Clown

n. Any amount of fecal matter that is funny enough to save and show your roommate.

I know I should have flushed, but that Brown Clown woulda drown.

by Joel TK June 26, 2005

pre clown

A chick before she puts on makeup.

Hey Tony, yo lady came to my door last night while you was sleeping. But she was all pre clown so i sent her back to bed with yo azz.

by zwibble de jah jah December 10, 2008

dumpster clown

A sad sad soul that lives in a dumpster and spends his days amusing people in multiple different ways to make ends meat. Including but not limited to: Blowing dudes, takin it in the poop shute, bum fights, rusty trombones, and other assorted types of debauchery.

Bryan H. is a Long Beach dumpster clown who can't count stacks of high society.

by Toofunnytolive August 7, 2018

clown monkey

clown monkey... basically a escape word for cussing

U like u is a clown monkey

by Leodkhidd😈 October 23, 2018

Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022