Natures Clown

I work with a bunch of Natures Clowns.
by crackmsp March 19, 2008
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Clown Question

An irrelevant question meant to inspire a moment of comedy that is quickly labeled and dismissed, usually with the assistance of a carefully placed usage of the word "bro."
Reporter: Bryce, will you be taking advantage of the lower drinking age while in Canada?
Bryce Harper: That's a clown question, bro.
by thespiceman June 14, 2012
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Brown Clown

n. Any amount of fecal matter that is funny enough to save and show your roommate.
I know I should have flushed, but that Brown Clown woulda drown.
by Joel TK June 11, 2005
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clown monkey

clown monkey... basically a escape word for cussing
U like u is a clown monkey
by Leodkhidd😈 October 24, 2018
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hooker-clown

A woman wearing too much makeup which gives off the appearance of a mix between a rodeo clown and a prostitute.
News Reporter: Michele Bachmann looked like a hooker clown during the first round of debates

Guy 1: You see that girl across the bar with the heavy eyeliner and red lipstick?

Guy 2:Yeah! She totally looks like a hooker-clown.
by camnewtownmvp November 01, 2011
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Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.
Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.
by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022
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Clown car

And here comes the Clown car straight down 1600 Penn.
by That Lego on the floor April 28, 2017
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