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Majestic Thunder

He's totally the sexiest kid in the whole school. I wish I could date him but he's too out of my league. He'll probably never notice me with all of the other girls.
Me: He's totally the sexiest kid in school.
Friend: Don't get any idea he's MINE!
Passerby: NO HE'S MY Majestic Thunder!!!!
Me: HE'LL ALWAYS BE MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!!!!!
by Lyla Scoles November 21, 2016
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Thunder Whistle

I have a hemorrhoid poking out of my thunder whistle.
by Happy95 January 14, 2022
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Smoke and Thunder

Describes an epic fail of a launch of a new product/website/technology. Usually combined with a hostile reaction from the progenitor when confronted with the failure.
Did you see that website totally alienate the people they were supposed to reach?

Yeah man, they pulled a full Smoke and Thunder.
by dantes443322 May 8, 2012
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thunder thief

That one guy who is always there to steal your thunder and take the credit.
Synonymous with a thunder whore
Kevin is such a thunder thief, he just took credit for my new idea.
by RespectTheData June 24, 2019
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Thunder yo ass

An expression used to describe the epic thunder that your ass is about to experience.
“God’s gunna thunder yo ass!”
by Messy_Jessie April 15, 2019
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Thunder Python

The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.

*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *
"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."

"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."

"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"
by PershingRifleBoy420 December 4, 2022
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Thunder Junction

A place where you take someones mother to have sex and then brag about it. The sex is normally rather violent and degrading. One would consider asking a close friends mother to go with them in order to publicly humiliate them in front of mutual friends
Person1: Hey guys, did you hear about me taking Billy Bob's mom to thunder junction last night?
Person2&3...: Ohhh no way!!

Person1: Yeah I pounded it until I gave her hip dysplasia.
by RamblingJoeBiden January 26, 2018
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