Thomas the Tanker 

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.

That guy over there is a right Thomas.

Thomas the Tanker by Pete October 18, 2004

Thomas Goal 

A goal or point scored using no skill or massive amounts of luck. Usually very ugly.

"I can't believe we lost that game because of that shitty gay ass goal"

"Yeah, that one was a textbook Thomas goal"

Thomas Goal by MagicBus October 22, 2009

Thomas Gordon 

By his first name he is a tank engine and also greek for twin, but by his second he is from a part royal scottish decent. He is just over average looking, very sporty quite like the american baseball player 'tom gordon' . Nicknamed 'flash' after the superhero 'flash gordon'. Gordon can also mean large dick/penis.

oh my gosh he has such a Gordon.
Who?

Thomas Gordon of course!

Thomas Gordon by JimmyCricket123 October 4, 2011

Thomas finn 

A legend where if you say this name 3 times he will appear in a dark corner of your room

Girl : Thomas Finn Thomas finn Thomas finn

Thomas finn by RDX1103 March 3, 2017

Thomas the dank engine 

the most badass motherfucking train in the whole fucking world that likes do motorboat big tits. he is the man can steal your girl just by looking at them

dude did you hear Thomas the dank engine is coming to town you better watch out for your girl so don't steal her

Thomas the dank engine by ConsumePP04 June 12, 2019

Thomas Beswick-Wright 

hes a philosophical bitch boy who is the PHATEST NERD who plays D&D like every fucking weekend and has such a SMALL FUCK PENIS

bro your such a fucking Thomas Beswick-Wright

Thomas Beswick-Wright by Beinis man August 13, 2019

Thomas is Gay 

A Thomas is a very gay specimen of male, normally they are quite short and will tell other people that they are gay and that they are straight but inside they are wishing they were sucking dick.

Did you know that you are a 'Thomas is Gay'

Thomas is Gay by Thomasshitter September 20, 2020