square egg

An egg that is pushed so god damn hard that it is forced into an square like shape.
You can also make a square egg by acting like its dad and beating the shit out of it.

Also another insult for calling someone gay

Damn That Bitch A Square Egg

by ILikeFerrets April 3, 2018

times square nudge

When your drunk friend needs a push up stairs or to navigate a bar.

Brendan...drunk off his ass again, almost fell on his face on the way to the second bar in his crawl. His friends decided to give that wasted ass a Times Square Nudge to get him into the next spot. The next morning he thanked them for the ‘nudge’

by Kobrakys May 17, 2018

square head

will lenny aka willne

oi george, ive been getting into that square headed bloke lately

by England Is My FUCKING CITY 666 June 22, 2019

D squared

Douchebag dick

That D squared would not let me merge into the left lane.

by QueenBess1917 July 19, 2019

Cousin Squared

When you have a cousin related on both sides of your family.
When a set of siblings marry another set of siblings - both marriages have children and they are cousins squared.
Aka cousin to the power of 2.

Can’t wait to go out tomorrow with my cousin squared.

by Cousin^2 November 16, 2019

P squared

When some kid has a long name with the initials PP

Me: My name's Parker Pacingiousrimanigusilanerisamina!
Teacher: erm... I'll just call you P squared.

by R/SpicyMemeLord November 26, 2019

squares

A fuckin scam

"come my nigerian uncle, lets do squares and see how much money we get!"

by tallyban123 May 18, 2019