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Redneck Shooting Star

A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.
“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!
by Jon the American March 17, 2024
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redneck cannoli

What people raised in the South or Midwest call a Twix bar
I can’t believe that house is handing out redneck cannolis again for Halloween.
by Gator Evan November 2, 2023
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Rednecking

I've run out of filters and can't find any card, so I've been rednecking it.
by Gmodgoon June 14, 2018
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Redneck

When a white person get frustrated or triggered their neck turn red. This is very abnormal to many especially poc. They use this world to describe a fellow white.
Why you made redneck ?
by GenZPOC May 19, 2021
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Redneck whisk

When you get a fork, preferably rusty and the forks are bent, and you insert it into the vagina, then you spin it around.
Omg I cant believe he came in me, now I'll have to use the Redneck whisk method.
by BIGGUS_DICKUS1984 November 23, 2020
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Redneck

A shotgun wielding man with 7 cousins that live in the same house with a green tractor that lost a door that wears a plaid shirt to the county fair and had a wife that weighs more than a fridge and keeps a revolver taped next to their engine and had a red truck that has 2 seats and the hood is rusty and has 1 blue door and has a big brown beard that has a pet mouse in it
Friend "look at that redneck"

Me "dont hell shoot us for looking at him"
Friend "lmao no he wont , hi redneck"
Redneck *opens the hood of the truck*
Me *runs*
Redneck *shoots friends leg* "dont look at me"
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Redneck whisk

When you get a fork, preferably rusty and the forks are bent, and you insert it into the vagina. Then you spin it around.
Omg I cant believe he came inside me, I dont have enough money to get an abortion so it looks like ill have to use the Redneck whisk method.
by BIGGUS_DICKUS1984 November 23, 2020
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