goblin tinkerer

a shit that makes your weapons worse, also called little tgerd.

Guy 1: Oh shit!
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: The goblin tinkerer made my legendary zenith broken!

by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024

Goblin

An affectionate term, often used to a girl who is attractive, yet short and a bit weird.

Megan? Oh, you mean Goblin.

Oh my god, did you see her dancing? Haha, such a little Goblin.

by Enwhytee December 25, 2016

goblin

A venomous left-leaning female Internet troll.

Usually trolls in a self-righteous, hysterical tone, pretending to act in favor of Women's Rights but only has egotistical concerns.

Shit Reddit Says is 4chan for goblins.

by TrueWomensRIghtsActivist October 4, 2015

midnight goblin

A person who often wake up in the middle of the night, horny and with a goblin like energy, starts having sex with their partner.

1) Dude! She started blowing you in your sleep?
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k

by MoonshinerPhil September 17, 2023

vagina goblin

A child

God Kate's vagina goblin is such a asshole

by Boobyfly June 16, 2023

buttfuck goblin

A subset of the classic fairytale species of the Goblin, in which they partake in absurd amounts of buttfucking, or anal sex.

Watch out for those Buttfuck Goblins, they'll make you stretch for sure.

by Tillmeister September 11, 2022

Dope Goblin

a dope goblin is a person who clearly uses hard drugs but claims sobreity publicly. the dope fiend the your Facebook page giving steady updates on their life that on one cares about. (statuses, selfies, etc)

that dope goblin is claiming to be clean on Facebook for the 5th time this year... oh wow smh

by touch of tism March 15, 2024