Fake judger

To judge someone but save your own ass by saying "But I'm not judging you." or "Everyone knows ec."
Barbara: Everyone knows Vanilla drinks are the best.
Wade: So is smoking pot.
Barbara: Smoking pot is filthy everyone knows that but I'm not judging you as filthy
Wade: your such a Fake Judger I think u need self reflection.
by PoshPuff September 12, 2016
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fake jugo

When a boy comes from an Balkan country ( and lives in Austria/Germany/Switzerland) but has not the typical jugo behavior. Instead he behaves more like a German or Austrian boy but has a few jugo Features and can talk in his home country language. He is not like a typical jugo boy in an German speaking country or like we call it here a ,proleten jugo’. He is not 100% jugo but also not 100% German/Austrian his behavior is a mix of both but a bit less jugo.
Yeah he is a fake jugo I like that a lot because he is not the typical proleten jugo boy we all know
by thejugofromvienna February 26, 2022
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Fake-up

The kind of make-up Instagram girls wear that looks really fake.
Bro, look at this thot wearing fake-up.
by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom February 4, 2019
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Fake Friends

Fake friends don’t care about your well being, they will just use you for popularity someone to hurt, emotionally or physically.

A fake friend might pretend to be your friend, but use you instead.
Example 1-

Catherine: “I miss my friend Taney”
*Catherine checks phone*
Taney’s contact: “please come back to our old school!! I need you!! I’m so unpopular without you and I don’t have anyone to hit!!”

Example 2-
Sarah: “Hi Flynn, how have you been?”
Flynn: “I thought I told you that I didn't want to be friends anymore because you told my secrets to everyone in class.”
Sarah: “let’s forgive and forget, ok? It was just severe humiliation and causing your depression!”

Sarah and Taney represent Fake Friends .
by 1cy January 25, 2021
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Fake Claiming

A term used by DID/Tourettes/Insert “Quirky” Mental Disorder Here fakers on TikTok to try and, you guessed it, cancel the person calling them out on their antics.
Todd: Hey, Maggie. I’ve noticed how you’ve been faking Tourettes lately. Please stop, as my friend Dave has Tourettes and it makes life much harder for him.

Maggie: Stop fake claiming, that’s offensive and you know nothing about Tourettes!
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Pump Fake

A slang term often used in the American ghettos to refer to the act of pretending to pull out a firearm in order to scare away aggressors, even if you don't actually have one.
"Devon was about to jump my ass so I had to pump fake and he ran like a bitch."
"lol your ass was dead thank god"
by devon james laquarius the IIII October 29, 2023
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Fake jerk

A jerk who's fake.
The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
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