Napalm Shits

An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.

Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.

Dude, I had the worst fucking napalm shits after we ate those burgers

by TransFerret January 18, 2019

Shit in a box

Those things in all the Mario Kart games that you lay down to look like gift boxes, but when a person picks them up, they get blown up.

I thought I was gonna get some turbos or a turtle shell, but it was a shit in a box.

by Springa December 4, 2020

Shit tat

A generic term for an awful tattoo, such as a friend’s name on your ass e.g. ‘Sam Veston’

How bad is that shit tat?

by OriginalOrigi2 June 3, 2019

Full of shit

Full of misinformation, but calling it facts.

The girl was full of shit, and wanted to come off as believable.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020

a holy shit

A shit so relieving that it makes one feel heavenly.

Dude. I just took a holy shit and I feel great.

by starbursty April 26, 2016

Shit Bridge

A floating bridge of toilet paper keeping your shit dry created by clogging a toilet with a whole roll of toilet paper then taking a dump on top of the toilet paper bridge.

The janitors were real pissed off today. Someone created a shit bridge in the bathroom and they had to use a shovel to clear it out!

by Sucio S October 21, 2011

shotgun shits

The type of diarrhea that sprays everywhere covering a large area

Friend: do you want Taco Bell

Me: no they give me shotgun shits

by Lit fam March 8, 2017