1. The chaotic celestial offspring of BuddahVega- half divine, half disaster, all attitude. These two pint-sized demigods were sent from the heavens to test the patience of mortals and overthrow the toy aisle.
DenaroVega
A boy pup forged in a volcano made entirely of dog hair and rage. Denaro is an Aries-powered spitfire with the temperament of a caffeinated war god. Short-tempered. Loud. Constantly offended. Will fight a houseplant for looking at him wrong. Known to bark at ghosts, shadows, and his own reflection—because it “disrespected him.”
Uncle Dustin: “Denaro didn’t bite the UPS guy… ...he 'warned' him with teeth.”
ZenVega
A beautiful, untamed goddess in the shape of a girl pup. Lightning in the form of fur. Moves so fast she exists in several dimensions at once. Rebellious as hell and proud of it. Has never followed a single rule in her entire life, not even gravity. Known for her… let’s call it “aggressive intimacy” with her stuffed animals. Every plush toy in the house has trauma and stories they can’t tell.
Friend: “Is she… grinding on that unicorn again?”
Uncle Dustin: “Yeah. She named it Steve. Don’t ask.”
"Together" they are the twin storms of adorably unholy chaos. Denaro is the fire. Zen is the lightning. And BuddahVega? He’s just trying to keep the furniture alive.
DenaroVega
A boy pup forged in a volcano made entirely of dog hair and rage. Denaro is an Aries-powered spitfire with the temperament of a caffeinated war god. Short-tempered. Loud. Constantly offended. Will fight a houseplant for looking at him wrong. Known to bark at ghosts, shadows, and his own reflection—because it “disrespected him.”
Uncle Dustin: “Denaro didn’t bite the UPS guy… ...he 'warned' him with teeth.”
ZenVega
A beautiful, untamed goddess in the shape of a girl pup. Lightning in the form of fur. Moves so fast she exists in several dimensions at once. Rebellious as hell and proud of it. Has never followed a single rule in her entire life, not even gravity. Known for her… let’s call it “aggressive intimacy” with her stuffed animals. Every plush toy in the house has trauma and stories they can’t tell.
Friend: “Is she… grinding on that unicorn again?”
Uncle Dustin: “Yeah. She named it Steve. Don’t ask.”
"Together" they are the twin storms of adorably unholy chaos. Denaro is the fire. Zen is the lightning. And BuddahVega? He’s just trying to keep the furniture alive.
Those kids tonight were as wild as BuddahVega's twins, I hope it does not rub off on the other kids at their school.
by StewPididy June 25, 2025
Get the BuddahVega's twinsmug. Your face looks just like your dick. That's why when you go down on her she always says no. Not yet not yet. Dick twins...
by mali it titi mo June 7, 2017
Get the dick twinsmug. Ken stole the twin beeves from under the sombrero. So Matt had to go to the vending machine to restock the twin beeves.
by KEQ November 16, 2017
Get the Twin Beevemug. Twins in a cradle is when you have two adults age 18~26 (commonly preferred to as a Maxwell and Amber) . Maxwell is 26 years of age, works with dogs. As we all know, dogs are an easy source to an 18 year olds woman’s heart. That’s the point…. Watch out. But also, Amber… The 18 year old who is open to the experience of psychedelics, will try anything. Be aware… twins in a cradle, dangerous. F*** around and find out.
by Succubitch December 31, 2021
Get the Twins in a cradlemug. a day 1 homie that will ride with you to the grave. Similar to "twin" but on a higher level - to the grave.
by brenrock March 27, 2024
Get the grave twinmug. (noun)
When you and your androgynous twin are starcrossed soulmates — literally the same soul in different fonts. You share a whimsical connection, genderless bodies, androgynous bond, and an unbreakable plot armor. You switch fits w/out even planning, finish each other’s wonky thoughts, and speak in lingo only you two(2) understand. Andro Twins.
Soul copy-paste fr.
When you and your androgynous twin are starcrossed soulmates — literally the same soul in different fonts. You share a whimsical connection, genderless bodies, androgynous bond, and an unbreakable plot armor. You switch fits w/out even planning, finish each other’s wonky thoughts, and speak in lingo only you two(2) understand. Andro Twins.
Soul copy-paste fr.
by Re dei maniscalchi* July 7, 2025
Get the andro twinmug. chazzer:OMG look its the Skip Twins!
megan:hahahahaha look at them going to shoe market
chazzer:pure scruffs
megan:yeahh bitchface!!!!!
megan:hahahahaha look at them going to shoe market
chazzer:pure scruffs
megan:yeahh bitchface!!!!!
by melonn May 24, 2010
Get the Skip Twinsmug.