i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves

person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

tail

how's the women in your grade

how's the tail in your grade

by tampa buc April 11, 2023

long island tail

When he's grinding up on you and you reach back to size up his dick

"Man I don't know know if I should sleep with him, what if he's too small?"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"

by Litlikefire July 9, 2018

Wolf tail

noun A boom microphone

“We need to reshoot, there’s a wolf tail in this scene.”

by Unorthodoxy June 28, 2019

Tub and tail

To take a shower or bath before sex.

Tub and tail is good etiquette

by Chaffed February 4, 2025

Lion’s tail

A thick pony tail worn by men; usually tied or wrapped with a string or ribbon.

His beautiful lion’s tail flowed in the wind.

by Danimal024 January 5, 2020

Internal tail ticklin

An action in which you put an animals tail in your ass.

Damn, that was a real good Internal tail ticklin!

by BaconReh69 May 10, 2021