Mitzvah Tail

When a person tucks in their shirt and one or multiple tzitzit strings are accidentally hanging out directly down the buttcrack area

Chaim was walking around with a mitzvah tail and he didn't notice

by BennBrack November 3, 2025

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sleeping on his shirt tail

When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.

“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”

by Chillycold94 August 8, 2024

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Mane and Tail

Originally a horse shampoo, commonly known as a sex position where the female lays down and the male sits with his knees on either sides of the girls waist, grabs her hair, and procedes to have sex

Last night she felt like a cowgirl so we did the Mane and Tail.

by hellochildren January 11, 2011

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tail tales

Da assordid --- I mean, I mean, **assorted** --- stories of "getting lucky" dat two or more studs exchange around da card-table or at da bar-counter.

I detest listening to da miscellaneous "tail tales" of da various puffed-ego human stallions who gather at Duffy's Tavern... I mean, yeah, sure --- so maybe those hot chicks **did indeed** spread their legs for those virile crotch-cravers on those particular occasions, but what about any word of actual long-term friendships or relationships with said ladies??? Didn't those guys have any more respect or appreciation for these "willing" women beyond just their allowing said bush-hungry dudes to get in their pants??? I would rather take da time and effort to cause a gal to like and respect me as being a nice kind-hearted guy whom she'd actually **enjoy** lovingly cuddling up to and having sex wif, not just perform da simple ol' "wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am" routine wif her and then scuttle off again!

by QuacksO April 19, 2021

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