broad tosser

A person who manipulates three cards -- two red aces and a black queen-- on a flat surface, while barking at passersby to bet they can follow the queen (or "broad") as he moves her and the aces around. He is the most important member of the mob running Three Card Monte, a swindle posing as a game. Other members pose as players who make a show of winning and collecting big bets, which encourages suckers to bet money from their own pokes. . The broad tosser invites players to "chase the lady', before he executes his secret move, whereby he appears to throws the queen face down when in fact , he has exchanged it for one of the aces. The chumps follow the wrong card from the very beginning.

Rodrigo was a broad tosser who dressed like a loser and pretended he couldn't speak English; he attracted cocky, well-dressed men from Wall St. to bet -- and lose--- thousands on Three Card Monte every week.

by MTyeW23 June 11, 2018

Sock Tossing

Filling a sock with enough baby batter to fling it on a wall like a cheap sticky toy.

I mastered sock tossing around 14.

by Gynobutter July 4, 2018

Salad tossing knees

Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts

She’s spent so much time tossing salad she’s got salad tossing knees

by Duchess of Sussex July 2, 2019

Mazel tossed

When a person has to a gets a little too drunk at a Jewish function, including but not limited to a Bar Mitzvah, Passover Seder, or bris.

I had four bottles of manischewitz at David's son's bris, and punched the moil for touching my nephew. I was definitely Mazel Tossed.

We did 8 shots of potato vodka and got Mazel Tossed and Ezra's Hannukah party.

Joshua likes to get Mazel Tossed and annex parts of Palestine.

Yaakov got Mazel Tossed at Noah's Shabbat Seder and threw up Matzo balls all over my Yankees Kippah.

by Doctor Dreidel September 14, 2020

Towel Tosser

Noun: This is what you call a baseball player when he can't throw harder than a newborn baby.

Yea, I saw Jared pitch last weekend. That dude is a Towel Tosser.

by Dedwards December 2, 2020

Tykke-Tosse

Tykke-Tosse (sometimes spelled 'Tykke Tosse') is a phrase used to describe certain people, living at very distinct areas of the Amager island, in Copenhagen, Denmark. The phrase was originally coined by a genius, who wishes to remain anonymous.

"Who was that on the phone?"
"That was Tykke-Tosse."

by deterulla September 12, 2021

ball tossing

Swapping nut juice with your bois

Yo, me and the boys were ball tossing last night.

by Ball tosser September 17, 2021