Thankful

What am I thankful for... Hmm...

Hym "I'm thankful foooooooooooor... My shear existential superiority to all others... A level of world changing brilliance that no man (or woman) with ever surpass... That no one can escape death... That God was both stupid and arrogant enough to create the impetus for it's own destruction and brazen enough to slight me specifically that I may kill it myself... Ummm... Meat. Cows taste good... Anime and Video-games and television/cinema are really reality's only redeeming quality... So those too... Carbonated beverages... And coffee... Aaaaaand... The signed portal gun Dan is totally going to give me. BOTH SIGNATURES DAN! Uuuuummm... That is all."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

Thanks

Nah cuh on god fuck you

Thanks buddy

by Cartikyle November 28, 2023

Thank you scott

A term used to thank the creator of FNAF, Scott Cawthon

“Thank you Scott!

by NOAHHASAGYATT November 30, 2023

thanks af

"thanks af" or "tanks af" (short for: Thanks as fuck)
A way of exaggerating your appreciation towards something. Technically not grammatically correct, but PTG is 2 cool 4 school so he doesn't give a shit.

Person 1: "You can use the built-in Windows blue light filter."
Person 2: " Oh, thanks af!

by Ordeal August 29, 2024

Thank you for your time

Basically means that you talk too much, and/or have said too much, and the conversation is now over. Usually used in an interview or in the process of consideration of a candidate for a position or for entry into an organization.

Person 1: "I AM THE ONE, LIKE NEO IN THE MATRIX!!!! THIS IS MY DESTINY!"

Person 2: "Thank you for your time."

by halbalbador November 22, 2024

Thankguetti

Eating spaghetti for Thanksgiving because most Americans cannot afford the regular Thanksgiving items due to inflation, unscrupulous and unregulated rent increases, shrinkfation and blatant price gauging. Other variations: "Thankaroni and cheese", "Thankramen", "Thankwich".

Our rent is so high, that we cannot afford a decent meal, so this year we'll have a Thankguetti.

The kids want a Thankaroni and cheese this year.

So what are you preparing for this Thursday? Oh, my rent takes up 70% of my paycheck,so this year I'm having a Thankwich.

by deadlyneedle November 24, 2024

thanksgiving

when you fuck a turkey, kill it and then eat it for thanksgiving.

guest1: do you taste cum in the turkey?
guest2: no i dont... oh wait i do
thanksgiving host: i totally wasnt fucking the turkey

by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024