Pants Muncher

One who munches on pants or underpants

Adam: Hey give me my pants back
Diane: NO! They taste so good!
Adam: You Pants Muncher

by Superfly white guy 214 March 3, 2011

pants problem

the moment a problem occurs in the frontal area of the genetal region in your pants

why are your pants so pointy?
cuz im having a pants problem

by huggle November 25, 2007

put on pants

To make oneself ready to go out. Originates in a skit by commedian Jim Gaffigan.

"Hey Joe, are you ready to go eat?"
"I've got to put on pants, but then I'll be right over."

by Shane The Great June 9, 2005

fanta pants

a person whose natural hair colour is red

(Said to someone with red hair) "Good afternoon fanta pants"

by IvanaTinkle March 19, 2009

prison pants

the droopy,baggy pants niggers like to wear,that hang below there ass....this started in prison to let the big dick prisoners know who wants to be f*cked in the ass...

yo,that bitch is wearing prison pants,i'm gonna f*ck him real good tonite!!

by moogar October 1, 2006

weezy pants

the same thing as lil wayne pants exept using lil wayne's nickname.

#1-dude you look like you got lil wayne pants on
#2-dawg we don't say lil wayne pants no more
#1-what do yall say then
#2-we just say weezy pants

by the real skittles. July 1, 2008

Nicky Pants

cool cat from motown/turlock plays music and walks the town. fun and cute as shit. "i was never cool in school, im sure you dont remember me, and now its been ten years im still wondering who to be, but i love to mix in circles, cliques, and social coteries, hand me my nose ring, can we be happy? show me the moshpit, we can be happy underground!"

"This fool thinks he's Nicky Pants"

by Nicky Pants October 22, 2006