death to the mpla

Savimbi: They are weak, we must finish them!
Everyone: *killing each other*
Savimbi: Our journey to victory has begun, Death the the MPLA !!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Hudson: Lands helicopter.
Savimbi: Hahaha! My friend from above! You killed many men today, huh, yes!
Savimbi: Hahaha, we all did, hahaha!
Allied soldier: *whispers in Savimbi's ear*
Hudson: Where's Woods?
Savimbi: The MPLA is not yet defeated.
Savimbi: That is a very dangerous rescue my, friends.
Mason: Where is he?!
Savimbi: He's being hell captice by a Nicaraguan gun runner, A very dangerous man.
Mason: Where?
Savimbi: About two miles north. He's on the transport barge on the Cubango river.
Savimbi: He may already be dead!
Mason: Let's go Hudson!
Hudson: *Takes off*
Last MPLA soldier alive: *Bleeding out crawling from under Hudson's helicopter*
Allied soldier: *puts a bullet in the crawling MPLA soldier's head*

Death to the MPLA is Savimbi's life goal

Stop reading this brother,

We must fight the MPLA!

by HowlTheTowel September 24, 2020

come in peace or come to pieces

This is a biker saying indicating that one who has malice will be harmed.

Ok, any other club entering the bar will come in peace or come to pieces!

by I, Wreckerrr November 25, 2016

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota.

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

I want to fucking die

Something you say at the end of every work day when you come home exhausted and life doesn’t make any sense and just isn’t worth it

Something you scream into the pillow in your room when you’re alone

Something you say because you have long-lasting clinical depression that never goes away

I want to fucking die living is only pain and not worth it

by kuykee11 February 11, 2019

Trip to Pompeii

When you blow your load into her mouth so hard she takes a mental trip to the eruption of Mount Vesuvius over Pompeii.

Big dick Rick blew such a hard nut that she took a trip to Pompeii.

by Jbean123456 March 11, 2020

all to ourselves

A USAF fighter pilot was the legendary Colonel Robin Olds, on combat patrol a young lieutenant gave a panicked radio call to the colonel "sir, we have 8 MIGs around us!" Olds looked around and advised the junior pilot "that's right son, and luckily we got them all to ourselves!"

Colonel olds loved to have MIGs all to ourselves.

by I, Wreckerrr October 3, 2020

Going to Greenland

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".

"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."

by maddoxlost July 3, 2018