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Xavier Stefanski

Xavier Stefanski is the most legendary english kid of all-time. He is literally Jesus as a child. BUT BEWARE, don’t annoy him, or he will kick you on the head and your tongue would scatter into pieces of red flesh. Not only he has powers to kick you, he can also headbutt you, and when he does that, your head would turn into a humungous soccor ball.
Xavier’s name is commonly used to show power and strength, and when you say it, you have already became a Pro of all existence.
kid1:Hey kid, your dad’s here.
kid2:where
kid1:ur mom, I’m Xavier Stefanski

kid2:yes dad
by Calum Heimbecker May 2, 2019
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Xavier Stefanski

Xavier Stefanski is the youngest Englishman of all time, his is literally younger than a baby. He is now currently -10000 years old, and he feels anger all the time. legends have predicted that when Xavier is born, he would force everybody on earth to put their heads in a pile of bird poop. This is because he is very fond of birds and he is literally a bird himself. he could fly thousands of kilometers with one flap of his wings, which spreads hundreds of meters across. Currently he appears above the pacific ocean several times and was spotted by thousands of people. Nobody knows where he lives and what he feeds on.
Kid: hey did you see the Xavier Stefanski kid over there?
Other: Yeah, wanna eat some bird poop?
Kid: No you.
by Calum Heimbecker May 8, 2019
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David Stefannypack

A lovable, caring, hardworking boy, who knows a thing or two about gaming, moss, moths, & legos. He also has a very nice beard & great eyebrows. Is very loved in return by Nymph.
"Wow, you're the coolest person i've ever met, you must be David Stefannypack!"
by Spillled Milllk April 26, 2019
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the stephanie and candace

a dynamic duo that met 3 hours ago and shared ice cream
1. Man, we really turned into the stephanie and candace
by yeetskrtdab1738 December 29, 2019
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Jacob steganal

Light weight
Too much dip on ya chip

Anorexic bitch
Push over

Always hooking up with cortni

Peter puffer

Loves anal beeds 80”
No penis

Obnoxious
Jacob steganal like 80” of anal beeds
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Mr.stefanesque

A rude French teacher who hates kids with the names of Lael, Olivia, Maya, Rishala, Maryam and Naylah.
Mr.stefanesque why do you hate us.
by Lael_hea February 27, 2020
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No stefan september

no simping for a boy named stefan
Him: Hey are you gonna fuck stefan tonight
Her: no its no stefan september
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