the squirrel technique

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".

"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."

by reaper_ February 2, 2024

Squirrel Grenade

An obfuscating line of argument intended to distract from the issue at hand by throwing out minor distractions scurrying in all directions away from the truth. Coined on Twitter by Asha Rangappa during DNI congressional testimony on September 26, 2019.

I was caught red-handed bribing a foreign official, so I quickly dropped a squirrel grenade to get congress to look into the former Vice President, his son's business dealings, and insufficient european foreign aid.

by P.N. Threnady September 26, 2019

exploding squirrel

when a squirrel crosses the street and gets hit.

A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.

by applejuice time January 9, 2018

krish the squirrel

A rare stage in one’s life when they observe and like squirrels so much to the extent that they believe they are evolving into a squirrel and take on a squirrel fursona

The word krish derives from an old Latin term for persona

Jim: “Hey Isabella, how is your kid?”
Isabella: “I don’t know. I think he’s going through a krish the squirrel stage.”

by FatDonny64 August 1, 2018

Squirrel shit

When one plays hopscotch over a person's body, rubs genitalia on persons face, shoves penis in persons mouth and simultaneously shits on persons chest. Usually done under 3-5 different drugs.

Bruh me and tony got really fucked up last night and he let me squirrel shit!

by Theswagmaster420 October 18, 2017

Squirrel

Moose squirrel. Hello boys. A supernatural nickname for dean Winchester, since he is the shortest. Given the nickname by the one and only Crowley, the king of hell.

Moose, squirrel. Hello boys.

by Offofofof123 September 1, 2018

squirrel necklace

A sexual act in which a woman lays on her back with her head hanging off the edge of the bed and the man puts his testicles (nuts) in her mouth while he ejactulates on her chest.

He gave me a squirrel necklace but it was hard to breathe with his nuts in my mouth!

by Melachi Delian January 23, 2021