to nirvana-shirt

To ask a niche question about a specific topic in a condescending or exclusionary manner with the intent of testing a person’s knowledge on a subject of interest

She asked me about what I thought about the shrink-wrapping problem when I told her I liked dinosaurs, she was totally trying to nirvana-shirt me!

by pijay July 23, 2025

Shirting

When you shart and get a little bit on your tucked in shirt

Oh no, Dave is shirting!
Bro did you just shirt yourself?
Brian just shirted

by Shirting Pro May 8, 2023

broke shirt

A shirt you probably shouldn’t wear because the smell (body odor) won’t come out no matter how many times you wash it.

Throw away your broke shirt.

by Liberty KinAide April 6, 2023

shirt gap

the rancid gap between a mans gut and his waist

when you try to have a conversation with a dude but you keep getting distracted by his rancid shirt gap.

by itsposthuman June 19, 2017

Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".

"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"

by jadedkitty July 19, 2016

Red shirt woman

a mean woman with a red shirt on who pulls Noah Schnapp fans away from him

Ew did u saw that vid where the red shirt woman pulled Noah’s fans away?

by Bylerdepression January 21, 2019

Boomer shirt

A short sleeve, buttoned shirt with a collar. Available in solid colors or pastel plaid. Pocket protectors sold separately.

"Our teacher, Mr Fagstik buys his boomer shirts at the Walmart."

by grimly fiendish June 4, 2025