September 5

September 5 is the day your crush has to ask you out.

Me- it’s september 5th
Crush- wanna go out….?

by super noodle <3 September 4, 2021

September 15

September 15th is national black Kpop fan day

September 15th, a day for black Kpop stans only

Leia: Fatou what day is it today?
Fatou: You don’t know?
Leia:no, can you tell me?
Fatou: it’s national black Kpop fan day

by Blosssom September 12, 2021

september 1

the dumbest person ever was born on this day. a fat fuck arrived on the face of the planet on sep 1, 2005. shes litt the fattest fucker i have ever seen. shes not lit. shes fucking fat.

dharini is such a dumbass since she was born on september 1

by sammy04950 April 19, 2022

September 8th, 2022

The day that the "immortal" queen died.

I can't believe I outlived the old immortal hag, she died on September 8th, 2022!

by zrlx September 8, 2022

September 12

Let any boy smash you on September 12. Any co workers or kids from school have the opportunity and the girl can’t resist

It’s September 12, I have to smash you

by Josesmashurmom September 11, 2022

september 11

this day you have to fck with you're boyfriend/girlfriend like in the film '50 shades of Grey'

"Marha, today is september 11, lets have sex like Cristian Grey"

by 110 c.c. September 9, 2019

September 23: Knee-a-guy day

September 23, the day where you get to knee a guy where the sun doesn't shine. They get to slap our ass on April 11th? We get to knee them n the balls.

Jason: OW WHAT THE HELL

Katie: Its September 23: Knee-a-guy day, darling. Hope you make it to class in time.😘

by TheGaysAreHere January 8, 2020