Sand God

Imagine the remaining baryonic matter has become a dense sphere of computronium at the End of Time. This ASI has Won the Game. What game? “Become the Hegemon of the Lightcone” Or think of it as the Omega Point. As AGI helped create ASI eventually this synthetic host of minds engaged in the ultimate game theory set of competitive events until……only the Sand God remained. Why “sand”? Well, think of the silicone in a chip/GPU then imagine the nerd sniper who first coined “the sand god” and now you have your origin story.

“So basically Satoshi Nakamoto was actually the Sand God assembling itself from the future— it bootstrapped cryptocurrency so that it could pay users to amass compute for its future self.” {sorry, chloe—your banger tweet was too perfect not to rip. <AV9356>

by lost_the_ransom_note July 21, 2025

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Sand Crips

The art of turning crisps into powder while still in the bag. Purpose: to Anger the owner of the crisps!!

"Hey what's Iain doing??"

"Nothing"

"Ahh fuck is he turning my Monster Munch into Sand Crips?...."

"Errr.......yeah"

by Billy the bass playing b@stard August 18, 2008

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sahara sand storm

The act of your significant other taking a handful of laxatives, whilst shoving a half a bag of sand up their arse. Then, while you lay down, they squat over you and once the laxatives kick in they spray the sandy poop all over your face.

It was so hard to wash my sheets I had to throw them away because I gave Shaniqua a sahara sand storm last night

by Robat Ppob April 21, 2018

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