super straight

means ur a fucking loser if u think that is a sexuality

john:hi tom
tom: hi john

john: my sexuality is super straight

tom: fuck off

by marythebestt January 30, 2022

Super Spreader

A prostitute, gigolo, or overly promiscuous person during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Person 1: It appears that your mom may be a ho.
Person 2: That sucks... What has brought you to that conclusion?
Person 1: Because to everyone but you, she is known as the super spreader!

by CatPenis69 January 4, 2021

super tights

Extremely tight jeans that take atleast 10 minutes to get on and off not good if you want to get laid

take your super tights off so we can have sexual intercourse.

by nick t mofos December 30, 2007

Super friendzone

Pretty much like, you're friend zoned... but you get the hugs, kisses, hearts, "I love you"s, all that stuff. You just can't have anything truly romantic or special.

"Man, that chick just super friendzoned me. Worse than friend zone."

by RinNagamine January 21, 2012

super straight

A “sexuality” made me a waste of sperm to promote transphobia.

“what’s your sexuality?”
“i’m super straight.”
“go chew on rocks and d*e”

by iateursisterout March 14, 2021

Super Koyo

a) noun, a extraodinarily beautiful super-hero who needs no cape, just rock-climbing gear, yoga, and her sunny smile to kick the forces of evil's arses. This super-hero is known to do all things and everything, fueling her generous spirit and laughing at children habit with only diet coke and gluten and lactose free nutrition.

b) verb, to either: survive hell (take out the e, replace with and i) with a smile, to beat up large impostors named Stefan, to conquer the world, to lead the sometimes lost, to give hope, to love, to cause Mischief AND to give grief to silly students like Taylor, Jessica, or Keely (well more than just those mavaricks)

a) (noun)
"Watch out, Debbie Downer! Super Koyo is about to burst your little raincloud with her sunny smile and killer yoga pose!"

b) (verb)
"That Bully named Silly Stefan is at it again....I'm gonns go SUPER KOYO on his ass!"

by T-to the A Y L O R...i'm taylor April 13, 2008

super straight

A made up sexuality social rejects use because they're too scared to say they're transphobic.

Girl: I'm transgender.
Guy: I would never date you, I'm super straight.
Girl: I wasn't asking.

by eddyinmybeddy March 8, 2021