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showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.
emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(

hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich
by hannah:)1738 October 1, 2011
mugGet the cool story bro, now make me a sandwichmug.
This takes place on not just Snapchat but other sites as well such as Instagram. Happens on October the 30th-31st!
I can’t wait for National Screen Shot A Whole Snap Story Day.
by TheUrbanTeller2 October 30, 2020
mugGet the National Screen Shot A Whole Snap Story Daymug.
Anyone who posts their urban dictionary name On their Snapchat story - is fucking annoying,retarded, and have no will of life and not a single person who views it gives a fuck lmao

“Hey did you see what they posted on their story?”
“Yeah their also fucking brain dead.”
by Yourboiphantom October 20, 2019
mugGet the Anyone who posts their urban dictionary name on their snapchat storymug.
A phrase said by a donator to APLfisher designed to make him lose his shit.
"Fuck Petey"

"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."

*giggling*
by SerbianWarCriminal May 1, 2019
mugGet the So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other daymug.
This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.
Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
by thefajita October 25, 2015
mugGet the cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwichmug.
When you're all sitting around, drinking and sharing Scary Stories, e.g. John Wayne Gacy who dressed as a clown, and the Evil Clowns who kidnap children in South America, The Clown from Stephen King's "It"
The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...

"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"
by jagshemash1 March 19, 2009
mugGet the I want to hear more stories about evil clownsmug.

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