Square Guy

Being square or box-like in stature.

Hey there Square Guy!

by Jallawsome September 8, 2011

Square

A cigarette

Let me get one them square

by Chowbones January 11, 2017

Square up

G code slang for giving a hug so niggas on these skreets don’t think you soft/nice.

Yo dawg, sad nigga hours have me lately.

Stfu and square up nigga!

by Sad Boi George November 4, 2019

Squares

Crisps

Used in sentences like “I got squares wich are crisps” but no one will say that so nevermind

by Squares September 18, 2020

Square Bitch

A square bitch looks and dresses average, will have a boring job, be very religious, sexually unadventurous, monogamous or virginal, very politically correct, passive aggressive and although outwardly pleasant and polite, will harbour a shit ton of resentment and hostility which is seen only by those closest to her.

Mary: Guess who's name I found on the sex offenders' list?
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches

by Man-bun January 1, 2025

square

1. a 4-sided quadrilateral with 2 pairs of parallel sides and 4 right angles.
2. slang for cigarette
3. a boring, uninteresting, or out-of-the-loop person or someone who is lame, not fun, or not interested in fun

Person 1: "I think we should go to the party on Friday."
Person 2: "Personally, I've been behind on my honework lately, I might stay to do that instead."
Person 1: "Come on, don't be a square!"

by jnd2008 February 12, 2025

Losing your squareness

Losing your squareness means to kiss a boy or girl with tongue for the first time.

Example: I lost my squareness to Betty the other day. It was moist and squishy but I liked it.

Example: Did you enjoy losing your squareness to Betty?

Definition: To kiss someone with tongue for the first time.

by Lord_Bibblinngton April 1, 2021