Salt curry

when someone is so incredibly butthurt and annoyed its almost as if they have been eating heaps of salt curry as thats the kind of vibes they give off to everyone else.

never hang around someone in this state.

friend1: piss off you fat twat

friend2: someonse been eating salt curry!

If they are not chill they will proceed to beat you.

by bazingalover February 8, 2024

salts

Smiled a little then stopped

It's basucally a more accurates version of lol. Example:
-Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
-John Cena
-No, it's not. Nobody can see him!
-Salts.

by HaNoWSss February 24, 2019

Flesh salt shaker

Flesh salt shaking is the act of ejaculating on your food resembling the common seasoning utensil the salt shaker.

Ran out of salt so I just jerked off on to my fries ,my mom calls it the flesh salt shaker

by Alexandevo June 29, 2018

Salted pretzel

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.

Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there

by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019

Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.

I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.

by Dak attak July 9, 2018

table salt

used as an insult to people who wanna be popular

“Jazmine is such a pick me, she’s trying to be pepper but she’s more like table salt”

by A level December 20, 2023

salts

smiled a little then stops 🧂

i salts at that message

by swiftafboi September 20, 2023