Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen

Different people coming up with words to describe him:
"funny"
"gay"
"amazing"
"hops"
"cute"
"crazy"

"Have you heard of Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen?"

"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."

by Roz Ryson March 29, 2022

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Robert Creedleson

Absolute melt of an irish-man

"Hey have you seen that 'Robert Creedleson' fellow."

Yeah he's very strange isn't he.

by Roberta69 April 7, 2025

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Robert

Robert is a crackhead and it will take any drug.

A Robert is a drug addict.

by BOB the yeet17 October 19, 2020

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Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.

Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

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Martha roberts

Martha roberts is the definition of a cougar. She loves the nicotine and seems to never get enough of it. You will know if you meet a martha roberts because their bum will wipe you out if it touches you. Don’t be phased she might seem like a nice girl but behind your back she can vomit words like you have never heard before

Yeh I went flying when she touched me she is a martha roberts

Did you hear martha roberts texted him. Deffo a cougar

by emi goodman June 3, 2022

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Robert mccloy

Robert mccloy is a pathetic beta male. He is the type of guy to watch Ricegum un ironically and eat a baby’s... food
Everybody pretends to like him but secretly they hope he eats a cabbage. Man those thing are disgusting.

He’s being such a Robert mccloy cis gendered male.

by Excited duck February 12, 2019

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