rip a new a--hole

To rip apart, tear or make new entrance to ones body

What Sapphire's gonna do to a certain ex member in a rage of female hormonal fury.

by Sapphire March 25, 2004

Facebook rip-off

Someone who appears more beautiful on his/her facebook profile picture than they are in reality.

Dude A: Dude, Jennifer isn't as hot as you told me she is!

Dude B: Dude, that was totally a Facebook rip-off.

by Maxi J October 7, 2010

rip the sleeves off

To "one up" somebody. To make somebody look less kool.

Derived from tearing the sleeves off a leather jacket, turning it into a leather vest.

James Dean: Joe, I've been dyin' since the day I was born.

Joe: Well Jimmy, I've been livin' since the day I was born, and I've been livin' like I'm dyin'.

Bystander: Whoa, Joe! Way to rip the sleeves off James Dean!

by Joe Stonewell December 19, 2008

neigh neigh rips

When you wanna hit the machine from the back to get the tonky tingles and to starve that brain of oxygen

Heffa! Lemme hit it from the back, I want some good neigh neigh rips

by Fiddynic December 7, 2021

ripped my chain

To rip one's chain is to either steal an idea or generally give someone the bum end of a deal. It commonly happens on the streets in rough neighborhoods.

(girl): Come on give me more money! You only gave me 40 dollars and I need more!

(big dude): Bitch you already RIPPED MY CHAIN! *dumps Jack In The Box milkshake on girl*

by jameskisau December 18, 2011

Ripped Some Axe

Along the Lines of "Ripped Some Ass", The action of spraying axe body spray on yourself. In most situations, this phrase is said in question form.

"Oh my god, what's that smell!? Who just ripped some axe?"

"Sorry bro, My bad".

by JCongo February 25, 2010

rip van fucktard

a person so clueless that they appear to have been separated from society for an extremely prolonged period of time - as if that person had been asleep for 50+ years.

This entire administration is made up of a bunch of rip van fucktards.

by husein January 15, 2007