reverse customer

A customer that you pay, in order to try to make your company seem more popular and to seem to have more customers.

Yay, we just landed our 100th customer, unfortunately the first 99 were reverse customers...

by nixcraft@ April 30, 2009

Reverse Sprinkler

Another term for a Circle Jerk.

Gol-dang I didn't realize there was gonna be a reverse sprinkler at this party!

by DuckDuckMoose02134 September 3, 2018

Bombing it in reverse

When you insert a penis slowly into someones rectum and pull it out really fast.

Hey, have ever tried bombing it in reverse?

by GooseEnd March 8, 2019

reverse murphy

Murphy's law states that everything that can go wrong will. A reverse Murphy is when things should have gone wrong, and yet didn't.

"The guy drinks a whole 24 case of beer, and gets in a laundry basket pulled behind a snowmobile on a lake."
" The idiot died right?"
" He pulled off a reverse Murphy!"

by The original Murphy October 24, 2017

fulton reversal

The act of sitting on a toilet backwards and then proceeding to poop down the front of said toilet, onto the floor.

That bartender was such a wanker, I should go do a fulton reversal on the only toilet they have here.

by Gaijin27 February 5, 2019

reverse leapfrog

When you and your significant other are both naked and somehow you have both forgotten the rules of leapfrog. This confusion occurs when one partner is lying on their back and the other partner (the penised one) attempts to pass over them. During this attempt their penis accidentally slides into your mouth and before you know it they are cradling your head into their pelvic region while moving in an undulating motion until they ejaculate.

Juan and Lupita had wound up in a heated game of reverse leapfrog after neither of the two could find their underwear.

Lupita did not realize that reverse leapfrog was basically a dirty blowjob until Juan said, “oops” and his seed was in her mouth.

by PrincessGaylordFocker September 13, 2017

reverse goblin

When one is laying on a bed (table, bench...) on their back with their head hanging off the edge and takes a dick in their mouth upside down and gives an amazing throat job.

This chick last night laid down on the bed and gave me the best reverse goblin I have ever had... when I was done I gave her a pearl necklace for her efforts!

by Clamout May 4, 2018