Potato Girl

A young woman who is beautiful, friendly, and fun-loving with a compulsive appetite. Some other names would be Sasha, Helen, etc. They are hard-workers and skillful when it comes to emergencies or difficult situations, however, other times, they act like total goofballs. They speak in formal speech out of embarrassment for their accent. They are rather simple-minded and eccentric, but, surprisingly courageous, and has been considered a wise judge of circumstances and danger.

Person 1: "Hoy, who is that girl hanging out over there by the kitchen?"
Person 2: "That's that potato girl we've been hearing about. Don't underestimate her, she's simple-minded but very powerful."

by Deadmulan July 19, 2017

potato heart

When you eat too many potatoey foods, your chest gets full and it makes you go 'meahhhhh' = potato heart.

Frank: "I ate those potato foods too fast. My chest hurts!"

Sally: "Ah, you have potato heart"

by Jess the Wise May 10, 2018

creamy mashed potatoes

Your significant other deficates and you ejaculate into it. Then your significant other mixes it together and eats it.

Last night I made Jill eat some creamy mashed potatoes

by C-PIG April 4, 2008

The Angry Couch Potatos

When two dudes get into a confrontation that escalates to the point that one dude makes a completely irrational decision.

Said arguer proceeds to remove all clothing except the shirt on his back and try's to put his genitalia on or around the others face by way of force.

"Dude, you put your ASSHOLE COVERED FINGER in my MOUTH!!!"

"Wait, what are you doing? "(alarmed)

"I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR ASSHOLE JUICE IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!"

"Stop! Why are you mostly naked?!!"

( Arguer proceeds to try and deliver The Angry Couch Potatos on the other's face. All else are in awe of current situation)

by icomefromalanddownunder June 2, 2009

Potato Lips

Very large, fat lips. Generally on people who look like a fucking frog. (Big Eyes). Usually indicates that this person is very stuck up and annoying. Don't hesitate to slap this person so fucking hard there lips become detached.

*Walks into room*
" Hi, my name is teretha."
"Wow, your potato lips are big and really obnoxious."

by Bswizzle March 28, 2012

potato sex goddes

The only remaining potato sex goddess is known as Halley Rose Haynes.It contains a fairly large amount of swag and is the most beautiful creature known to man

that chick is hot,not as hot as the potato sex goddess though.

by mr.peepants November 24, 2013

potato god

To be the leader of a clique

hank is definitely the potato god of his clique

by Unicornboi February 25, 2017