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peppermint patty haiku

Haiku dedicated specifically to the "peanuts" character Peppermint Patty; often commenting to her lesbianism.
Peppermint Patty,
hates the "Man from Nantucket".
Gee, I wonder why.
Peppermint Patty haiku
by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008
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Kink patty

A kink patty is when you take the males feces and make it into the shape of a hamburger...then you place it on his chest and flip it with your hand flat like a spatula.then make sizzling noises and pretend he's so hot he can cook your kink patty once you've had enough fun with that place the shaped feces on a hamburger bun and there it is...a kink patty
Hey babe I'm feeling overly kinky tonight...are you ok with that? Mind if I make a kink patty on your hairy sexy chest and make a burger with your poop?
by Dr. Kink August 26, 2015
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two-way petting zoo

A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.
Dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a two-way petting zoo. Crazy shit went down!
by theinitiator March 21, 2009
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The Patty Wagon

The sexual act of two partners, the girl in a position on her back with her legs bent with knees by sides of head. Then the male holds his "dolphin" with one hand and all in one motion, flicks his rist down sending his member into the anus of the girl. Soon followed by quickly pulling out the member and repeated several times in a row. This of course can only be performed after performing anal sex prior and loosening up the rectum. Also a recent slang term in the Adult Film industry for this act.
"Michael sent the patty wagon Jennas' way after the party last night for $1,000 each"
by Michael Lange August 19, 2006
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Patty

Whore like behavior. Tends to hit on married individuals.
by Tiara2015 August 6, 2017
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The Krabby Patty

A form of voluntary sexual torture, in which a mans penis is grinded up using a meat grinder, it is one of the extreme forms of cock and ball torture.
“My fucking penis got grinded up last night while taking the Krabby Patty challenge.”
by KimJongUn12345 April 10, 2019
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Petticlone

Fans and/of followers of Johnny Pettibone of Himsa that dress and/or imitate his lifestyle to the fullest extreme.
Tommy went Vegan, straightedge, dresses in only hardcore band shirts. She also bought the new himsa album. Therefore, he is a Petticlone.
by Eliza September 1, 2004
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