Mr. Square

A made up character who always gets the short straw.
His whole life is a series of failures,which is what makes him so hilarious

Known for his love of green hats and likeness to the Mr. Men character Mr. Strong.
Tayla: Ohcrap I only got 64% on my maths exam

Harriet: At least you're not Mr. Square.
by Dartron November 03, 2008
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Square Circle

No video after that last one Matt? Really. I FOR SURE thought I would get you with that one.
Hym "Can God make a square circle? Well, 'square' and 'circle' are mouth-sounds we've attached to abstract geometric shapes so asking 'Can God make a 4 sided shape with 0 sides?' So, I'll answer your question with a question: Can you get me to not murder someone's kid without paying and crediting for AI? The answer is 'NO' Matt! Get it? You can't! And I'm getting tired of waiting. I'm just going to stab someone's kids if someone I recognize from the interwebs does not show up at my door ready to both give me the credit and the money for my contributions to AI. I'm not living without it and I'm not waiting until I'm old to retire and I'm not working until I die. You get me that money you piece of shit."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2025
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Wow thats some Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls.
by SudirtPigMan October 10, 2022
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Square-pegging

When a TV show or movie forces a demographic into a role that fits like a square peg into a round hole, often to appeal to a woke audience.
Yo man makin' shaneequa a crochet-lovin' bookworm ain't. Dat girl booty way too juicy to be sittin' crib friday nights knittin sheeit. Square-pegging is all they doin.
by McCollege December 02, 2023
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Galvanised Square Steel

Best material to illegally expand your appartment.
Jonny used galvanised square steel to transform his 0.1 square metre appartement.
by NotAGhettophile May 30, 2024
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