When a Chinese man ejaculates on you in the shower then proceeds to lick your entire body, spreading the semen.
"Hey Chin do you want to ride some bikes?" "No Mike, I have to give my girlfriend a Chinese bathing."
by The hottest chiken alive December 23, 2013
It's a suggestion not too unlike to "be on your best behavior." In this instance it is a recommendation to keep it clean and not to be vulgar, well too vulgar.
Grandma: "Now listen children. I need you to be on your bath behavior in church today. No one is to spit or call the priest a child-molesting pedo again!"
Louie: "Can I at least spit in the holy water, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If I don't see it happen, then it didn't happen."
Louie: "Can I at least spit in the holy water, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If I don't see it happen, then it didn't happen."
by von groovy August 26, 2024
by Obladi Oblada December 10, 2014
Tae bath lights is a fantasy like chloe and I like to think about late at night and the bath lights are red 🛁🚨
by Bangtanarmyletsgetit December 05, 2019
the old guy bathed when you bathed the old guy in the squat rack and the old guy comes and ask you to be bathed
by teratin June 14, 2023
A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.
Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.
by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019
I was driving thru the hood and saw a stankin ratchet standing next to a puddle and I cleaned her up with a hood bath.
by jfiles June 23, 2014