Noah Bradbury

My best mate, he has a gf so back the fuck off

Noah Bradbury

by Brooke barry November 7, 2020

Noah

Noah's are the sweetest guys you'll ever meet they are very close to girls and not really close to guys but if they love someone they love them , and only them they don't care about people's opinions. if you're dating a noah you're lucky as fuck ( im lucky af ) they are always the sweetest person you'll meet

Girl 1 :"omg u always hang out with noah is he your bf"

girl 2: " I wish , hes just a friend but he has a gf"
girl 1: "she must be so lucky"
I love noah

by Anyaseo June 4, 2023

Noah

Noah is usually an emotional support golden retriever fluffy hair gamer boy

What’s a Noah?

Oh that’s easy, that’s an emotional support golden retriever fluffy hair gamer boy

by Sandwitch January 6, 2022

Noah

The complete definition of Stupid. The opposite of Einstein. His braincells are stupid, his breathing method is stupid. His life is stupid. There's not a thing he does that isn't stupid.

"Jimmy! Stop being a dumbass! God, you're such a Noah."

by Jerry Jesus Jameson February 7, 2022

Noah

A Noah embodies all stereotypical asian perception. He is born with a silver spoon up him mouth and yet fails to appreciate his parents’ hardwork and efforts to sustain his lavish lifestyle. When you see a Noah, turn the other way and run because he will ruin your life with the snap of his fingers. When provoked, he will morph into a spastic creature that will attack you.

Jason: “ I bro nice to meet you, what’s your name?”

Noah: “ what the fuck... i didn’t even ask you! go fetch me some sparkling water before i beat the fuck outta you and rape your sister.”

by cole:) May 25, 2020

noah

me! hi, my name's noah, i've been through a lot(my parents got divorced when i was 5, dad OD'd when i was 7...) other than that, i'm average asf. i got no bitches, below-average grades, low self-esteem, etc. but i'm good at listening to people. if you ever need a rando to have listen to you, i'm here.

yo did you see noah?

yeah, but he's average asf and kinda ugly

whatever

by kissuke urahare February 11, 2024

Noah boat n'em

When the whitest boy to ever live hangs out with black boys that do black boy activities.

He is not white, he is a Noah boat n'em

by black individual March 12, 2024